Merry Christmas! From me to you and yours, I hope that this holiday will be your most wonderful time of the year, with those holiday greetings, gay happy meetings, and so forth.
(Speaking of that song, I have to ask: why does the singer tell “scary ghost stories” on Christmas Eve? Exactly what faith tradition does this? Tell Uncle Ted to save “The Hitchhiker Axe Murderer” for another night. This is Christmas.)