Yesterday I woke up a little earlier than usual, and I decided to catch a bit of the show while I got ready for class. Against my better judgment, I turned on the imusonair.com stream, bracing myself for PSAs about middle school girls hating science and the dangers of screaming at children.
But I was in for a treat.
No, Bo Dietl did not give a Stinger to the kid who sleeps with a baseball bat. And no, the one screaming dad did not go into detail about "yellow snow." Even better.
Apparently, the Imus folks have come up with new "motivational" slogans celebrating the show. They include:
-"Do you enjoy compromising your standards for amusement?"
-"Side effects include a four-hour erection. That is also the length of this program. Coincidence?"
-"Why do bad things happen to good people? Because it's amusing!"
-"Hey, does this looks infected? More Imus in the Morning, coming up."
Which ones did I miss?