Guess What? I'm Not Dead!

-Rob Bartlett will be performing at the Tarrytown Music Hall this Saturday, March 10. Tickets and more information are available here.

-I'm sorry about the long absence, you guys. Things have been crazy down here, and I hope you're all doing well. I miss talking to everyone.

I know I've been away for a long time. As an apology gift, here is some Feets.

Fred Imus, 1941-2011

Very sad news today about Fred Imus.

Like you, I always looked forward to Fred's calls. He was hilarious and a great part of the program, and he influenced the show in countless ways, big and small. He'll be missed by fans - even John McCain mentioned his passing today on Twitter. But more importantly, he'll be dearly missed by his friends and family.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to Fred and his family.

I'm Back

No, really, I am.

You guys of course know all about the radiothon.

I'm very sad about Charles McCord leaving today. Charles was one of my favorite parts of the show - he had a great rapport with Imus and is a very funny and talented gentleman. I really wish he could stay; I also wish him the best.

It's Not You...It's Me

No, really, it is. You're not the reason I haven't been calling or visiting lately. I've had other obligations, other people in town. It's been busy.

Would this make you feel better? How about this? Don't feel bad, 'cause I still like you, and we got a good thing goin' on.

The Rent

It is too damn high.

(Happy Erection Day, you guys. Be sure to vote!)

You Can't Be A Beacon if Your Light Don't Shine

-Rob Bartlett and Tony Powell will be starring in "Motherbrothers" at the 7 Angels Theatre in Waterbury, Connecticut this Saturday, October 30th at 8 PM. Tickets and more information can be found here.

-The second installment of the Imus Ranch Record is out. My subject line is a title from one of the tracks on the album, because, hey, it's true.